Lethal Weapons

(Punch the clock) Takin my vest off
Dozens out the oven is making my chest soft
I need to hit the precinct gym get swole, get a lift
...but im getting too old for this $h^t
Instead i head to evidence - raid the tree stash
Then i change the paperwork from 5 to 3 bags
I chase perps all day - the least i deserve is some purps to blaze
Corduroy slacks and a tweed blazer
Not exactly the description of a weed taker
I got a psycho for a partner - a jerk for a captain
A few more years of this work & im snappin
Old school, still rockin a revolvеr
Not an old fool, but cockin is a problem
Pause
Arthritis is what im talkin
Im still high risk, you wanna approach? CAUTION
Find your Caprice at thе next police auction
I AM the beast mentioned by Kris Parker
Black Cop - Bad Back - Swift Talker
Gat Hot - Back Back - Will spark ya
Get off... No bill for the lawyer
LAPD - Law and Pure Disorder
LA as the Beach and Dirty as the water
Riggs and Murtaugh crush beat like Mortar

Mullets and bullets
Hood chicks, bullshit rappers and fuller clips
No night, Cali shit, living a full eclipse
Venice homeboys doing dips on the bricks
Everyday beating, picking up yall slack
Half these motherfuckers take their lemonade sweetened
Sunset over the smog, I’m sweaty
Got a view of the city like I’m live at the Getty
Lemme add to your lung problems real quick
Couple whiffs off the spliff now I can’t feel shit
Nonchalant like one life, so flow with it
I don’t do rigid, I don’t do limits
But whatever I start I do finish
If I don’t, wasn’t meant to be, hell with it
Opportunities, yeah I got a few of these
Through any situation I move with ease
But sometimes you gotta turn the heat up
Cats tryna eat up my food so I roll my sleeves up
Chase your car down the freeway barefoot
Catch you outside your lair and put one through your hair, yeah look
Don’t play coy, playboy, I’m a spoiled child
I break toys and make noise - newsflash
You old cats is tired, you new cats is fired
Lemme show you how to do that