Let’s Skip Christmas

[Intro: Cory}
Just like that!
Hey, hey
Merry Christmas!

[Verse 1: Cory]
Merry fucking Christmas you ego driven dick, I hope for the worst this holiday weekend
Merry fucking Christmas you evil little bitch
Wishing your stockings finally stuffed and
So unbelievable so unthinkable
Another year has finally died
So Merry fucking Christmas to everyone
Ho ho, spiked nog and depression

[Verse 2: Dillan, Cory]
Merry fucking Christmas you narcissistic prick
No matter what you eat, I hope you choke on it
Merry fucking Christmas you psychoanalyst
I'm feeling a breakthrough
(followed by a Freudian slip)
So unbelievable so unbearable
Another year has finally died
So Merry fucking Christmas to everyone
The fruity
The nutty
The ones just out for blood

[Pre Chorus: Dillan and Cory]
Just out for blood (4X's)

[Chorus: Cory, Dillan, Dillan and Cory]
Christmas time will start to fade away
Memories are torn from your own hand
Don't try to stretch this out
A passage of time that's best just forgotten
Christmas time will start to fade away
Memories are torn from your own hand
Don't try to stretch this out
A passage of time that's best just forgotten

[Outro: Cory}
Just like that!
Hey, hey
Merry Christmas!