Let’s See A Microbe Driva A Car

There are some that think the life is commonplace
And evenly distributed through space
But if you rode across the galaxy
I'm pretty sure you'll never see
Anything else but two legs and a face

[Spoken word]
Let's-let's-let's see a microbe do this, huh? Come on, huh?
Is that a wall, or...?
Yeah lets see a microbe drive a car! Or a big rig!
Hey, six-eyes!
Zygotes are so small, mind you
Is that cytoplasm in your pocket?
...Or are you just happy to see me?