Let’s Not Be Real

Time Machine - “Let's Not Be Real”
[Emcee(s): Jaysonic and Comel 15]
[Producer(s): Stoerok]
[Scratches: Mekalek]
[Hook/Vocals: Pam Jennings]

[Verse 1: Jaysonic]
Let's
Not be real like hair grown from Rogaine with
Minoxidil. Head's up, it's a toxic spill. You gots to chill
Let's not be real ‘cause counterfeit is cheaper
Like copping your gear at the same spot you got your beeper
Let's not be real ‘cause everyone likes big breasts
And you're getting less attention with A-cups on your chest
Get real. I smell your insecurities
That baking soda odor exposes impurities. What's
Your cut? Ninety-ten? Eighty-twenty? Fifty-fifty?
We all got butts, and they all get shitty
For real though, is that real Joe or decaf? Girl
Is this a fake number, or are you giving me the real math? On the
Real, my name is Felix. I starred in The Matrix
I live my life fearless on an everyday basis
I've been so many places, eight or nine continents. My big
Cock's as fat as Hitchcock—can you stand the suspense?

[Hook 1: Pam Jennings and Samples with Scratches by Mekalek] (x2)
[Samples with Scratches by Mekalek]
"So why I try to keep it real? Huh, it's real" - Sample from No I.D. on No I.D. ft. Dug Infinite - "The Real Weight"
[Pam Jennings]
Let’s not be real. Let’s not be real

[Verse 2: Comel 15]
Let's
Not be real. (Fuck that) I’ll bust steel, got a
Half a mill and, on the weekends, I’ll pump krill. Got a
Record deal, and, on it, the lawyer said that I own it—beats and
Components—and I could do whatever I wanted
Let's be real. Wait, let's not. I own the world, you, and
Your girl, Mars, Saturn, and Jupiter—that's surreal—but I’m
Steering the wheel on NASA space shuttle and then I huddle to
Choose the play on Super Bowl Sunday—that's on Monday
Let’s be crazy. Naw, I'd rather not be real ‘cause when
Illogically, I reason, things that's unreal turn real
And a senseless rhyme sentence makes sense when it's mentioned
In a real environment and it's heard by real henchmen
Then a realist and idealist then revealed its unrealness in
Paradoxical, analogical, and an optical view clearance
Real parents, real errands, real meat on that sandwich
Or really, unrealistically, relate with real coherence
Let’s keep it unreal, hakuna matata, God damn it
‘Cause when my rhymes unreally wrap, I’ll rap with real clearance
And when one is illogical, all things become apparent, so
Fuck fuck the real, and let’s unreally do the damage

[Hook 1: Pam Jennings and Samples with Scratches by Mekalek] (x2)
[Samples with Scratches by Mekalek]
"So why I try to keep it real? Huh, it's real" - Sample from No I.D. on No I.D. ft. Dug Infinite - "The Real Weight"
[Pam Jennings]
Let’s not be real. Let’s not be real

[Hook 2: Pam Jennings] (x4)
Everything is real, if you ask me
‘Cause, if it wasn’t real, then what else would it be?

[Outro: Pam Jennings]
Everything is real, if you ask me