Let’s Make The Water Turn Black [Cheaper Than Cheep]

[Verse 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock, Jeff Simmons]
Yeah, now believe me when I tell you that my song is very true (Say)
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know

Early in the morning, Daddy Dinky went to work, yeah
Selling lamps and chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron and her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe

[Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day
Ronnie helping Kenny, helping burn his poots away
And all the while on a shelf in the shed
Kenny's little creatures on display

[Verse 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock, Frank Zappa]
Ronnie saves his pneumies on a window in his room
A marvel to be seen, dysentery green
While Kenny and his buddies had a game out in the back
Let's make the water turn black
We see them after school in a world of their own
To some it might seem creepy what they do
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
I'll bet you'd do the same if they was you

[Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Now, whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day
Ronnie helping Kenny, helping burn his poots away
And all the while on a shelf in the shed
Kenny's little boogers on display

[Bridge: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke, Frank Zappa]
Ronnie (Ronnie) (Sing)
Ronnie (Ronnie)
Ronnie (Ronnie)
In the army
Kenny (Kenny)
Kenny (Kenny)
Kenny (Kenny)
Counting boogers
Ronnie (Ronnie)
Ronnie (Ronnie)
Ronnie (Ronnie)
In the army
Kenny (Kenny)
Kenny (Kenny)
Kenny (Kenny)
Counting boogers

[Verse 3: Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, Both & Jeff Simmons, All three & Frank Zappa]
Ronnie's in the army now
Kenny, counting boogers now
Marty's in the box office
Movies in the corner, now

[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]
Oh! Ah-ha, ahh-ha
Ahh, ha, ah, ah