Let’s Make Out

I could walk your dog for you or detail your car
Bring you pretty flowers, buy you drinks at the bar
Help you cross an intersection like a good boy scout...
Or we could just cut this bullshit and make out

I'd make you a four-course meal or a bowl of lucky charms
Whatever it would take to get your sweet ass in my arms
Yeah, we'd go to Bob's Big Boy and totally pig out
Or we could just cut this bullshit...

[Corus]
And make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
And make out?
Let's make out...

I'll show you my collection of Star Wars figurines
Bring you chocolate covered pretzels or green apple jelly beans
I'd be happy to do all the things they say that love's about
Or we could just cut this bullshit...

[Corus]
And make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
And make out?
Let's make out...

I might be cuttin' to the chase but I'm still a fan of chivalry
You know you want it so-so you can't be mad at me
We could waste a lotta time trying to cut in this faux-romance
But I cannot lie, I'm just a guy and I wanna get in those pants...

I could fly us both to Paris to stand on the Effiel
Serenade you with my guitar, play Tenacious D for Hours
Uh- but let's make out...
[Corus]
And make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
And make out?
Let's make out...

[Outro}
Sing it with me:
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out...