Let’s Make A Deal

Don't work, but that's okay
(Ohh, oh-oh)
I'm gonna get everything my way
(Ohh, oh-oh)
I get everything I need for free
(Ohh, oh-oh)
'Cause I just trade in my family, yeah
(Ohh, oh-oh)

I traded my wife for a brand new car
Traded my brother for a good guitar
Traded my dad for a Persian rug
Traded my mom for a bunch of drugs

Won't go thirsty anymore
(Ohh, oh-oh)
I trade my sister at the liquor store
(Ohh, oh-oh)
I'm so proud I don't have to steal
(Ohh, oh-oh)
'Cause if you want my daughter, we can make a deal, yeah
(Ohh, oh-oh)

I traded my cousin for a pair of shoes
Traded my grandma for a bottle of booze
Traded my grandpa for some aftershave
Traded my aunt for a Oriental slave
Yeah

[Guitar solo]

Trade in your family
Trade in your family
Trade in your family
Trade in your family

Yeah