Let’s Just Call This The VIP

[Intro]
"Can I get you something?"
Double Jack on the rocks

[Refrain]
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks) This is your sign to stop drinking alcohol
I don't drink (No, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink—) I'll take it by concern

[Bridge]
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink, no, thanks)
(I don't drink)
I don't drink

[Build]
You love to drink
I do
You booze till you snooze
Dude, let me tell you something...
You stupid for this!

[Drop]
It's party time! (DJ)
(It's about to get—)
It's party time! (DJ)
(I'm on the ground)
It's party time! (DJ)
(It's about to get—)
(Connect)
It's party time! (DJ)

[Break]
I don't drink

[Build]
(God—)
You stupid for this!

[Drop]
Cut that shit up
(Pull up)
Cut that shit up
(Pull up)

[Outro]
(Connecting—)
I will never quit drinking
I'll always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink
I love the moment someone says, "Hey, we should get a drink", and you're not supposed to
At a brunch, someone goes, "We should we do Mimosas", and then the waiter goes, "Actually, we got bottomless Mimosas"
And you're like, "This is going to be the best day ever!"
Dude, did you just hyped me the fuck up
Haha!
You're an alcoholic
Is that what it is?
Yeah, that's what it is
That's what—, oh, wow! I didn't know that! (Hahahahaha)
I thought I just liked to have a good time