Let’s Hang Around The Shopping Centre

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, here I come

[Verse 1]
Well, halfway between home and school
Or halfway between 'dork' and 'cool'
God takes a look and sheds a tear
If Hell was franchised, look what'd be here

[Chorus]
Let's go and have some mild sit-in
Let's hang around the shopping centre

[Verse 2]
(Yeah, I heard)
Shopping will be prosecuted
Humanity will be prostituted
Let's buy some Bundy and get rooted
I'm muddy from the cars, now we're newted

[Chorus]
Let's go and have some mild sit-in
Let's hang around the shopping centre

[Verse 3]
(Ah... one, two, three, four)
Let's go down to our normal hang
And shit-stir that park rival gang
Where is the security guard?
Last week, that turd got us barred

[Chorus]
(One, two, three, four)
All because we're staying though we're not meant to
Let's hang around the shopping centre

[Verse 4]
Well, Yanks hung around Byzantium
But I reckon that we're playin' them dumb
William Wordsworth would walk the Lakes District
Not some priest I would have picked

[Chorus]
I will miss him, come on, let's hear that
Let's hang around the shopping centre