Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

[JIMMY, spoken]
We're too different, you know what I'm talking about?

[BILLIE, spoken]
Not really

[JIMMY]
You say either and I say either

[BILLIE, spoken]
Huh?

[JIMMY]
You say neither and I say neither

[JIMMY, spoken]
Follow along

[JIMMY]
Either, either
Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off

[JIMMY, spoken]
C'mon now

[JIMMY]
You like potato and I like

[BILLIE, spoken]
Potahto?

[JIMMY, spoken]
Yeah

[JIMMY]
You like tomato and I like

[BILLIE]
Tomahto

[JIMMY]
Potato

[BILLIE]
Potahto

[JIMMY]
Tomato

[BILLIE]
Tomahto

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
Let's call the whole thing off

[CHIEF BERRY, spoken]
Fine, it's off, and she's coming with me

[JIMMY]
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

[BILLIE]
So if you like pajahmas and I like pajamas
I'll wear pajahmas and give up pajamas

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off

[CHIEF BERRY, spoken]
Hold on, that still don't solve your problem

[BILLIE, spoken]
Officer what problem?

[CHIEF BERRY]
She says laughter and you say laughter
You say after and he says aufter

[CHIEF BERRY & BILLIE]
Laughter

[CHIEF BERRY & JIMMY]
Laughter

[CHIEF BERRY & BILLIE]
After

[CHIEF BERRY & JIMMY]
Aufter

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
Let's call the whole thing off

[BILLIE]
I like vanilla and you like vanella

[JIMMY]
You sarsaparilla, and I sarsaparella

[BILLIE]
Vanilla

[JIMMIY]
Vanella

[CHIEF BERRY]
Chocolate strawberry

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
Let's call the whole thing off

[CHIEF BERRY]
But oh if you call the whole thing off
Then you must part
And oh, if you ever part
Then that might break my heart

[JIMMY, BILLE & CHEIF BERRY]
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

[CHIEF BERRY]
For you know you need each other so you
Better call the calling off off

[JIMMY & BILLIE]
Let's call the whole thing

[JIMMY, spoken]
You know Gertie, even though we've only just met, I already love you more than any of my wives