Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

You say "ee-ther" and I say "ai-ther"
You say "nee-ther" I say "nigh-ther"
"Ee-ther" "ai-ther", "nee-the" "nigh-the"
Let's call the whole thing off

You say "potato" I say "patattah"
You say "tomato" I say "creole" (tomaytuh!)
Let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say "ursta" you say "oyster"
I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas
Just cause you say oysters
Let's call the whole thing off

Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
Oh, and if we ever part
That would break my heart

I say "pajamas" you say "pajamas"
Sugar, what's the problem?
For we know we need each other so
We'd better call the calling off off

Oh let's (call it off), oh let's (call it off)
Oh let's (call it off), baby let's (call it off)

Sugar why don't we (call it off)
I'm talking baby why (call it off)
I don't wanna dig you anymore (call it off)
Oh duh duh day (call it off)
Oh boyo bow hep (call it off)
Bo bo bo oh oh dit en dat en hey (call it off)
Oh let's, let's call the whole thing off