Let Me Drive The Bus!

[PIGEON]
Hey, Hey
Bus driver
I've got a teeny request
I'm just asking, no big deal
I'll get it off my chest
There's something I wanna do
Maybe you have guessed

Can I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
Can I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
Why can't I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
I'll give you five bucks

[Bus driver & Passengers]
No, no, no, no!

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No!

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no, no
Pigeons can't do so

[PIGEON]
Oh, no fair!
You're no fair
What about my cousin Herb?
He drives a bus with care
True story, take my word

Let's go 'round the block and back!
I'm happy just to steer
It's not likе racing on a track
Although there's one that's nеar

Vroomie, vroom, vroom!

Can I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
Can I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
Why can't I drive the bus?

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
I'm a pigeon you can trust!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no, no, no!

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No!

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No!

[PIGEON, spoken]
Okay, so I'm getting a little teeny kind of vibe that you might not be totally 100 and 10 percent into me driving the bus
But!
I think you're forgetting something really important
Ahem

(sung)
I have dreams, you know?
Hard for me to let them go
And if you don't understand
Won't agree to my demands

That's on you
You don't get me
But I bet your mom would let me

[PASSENGER, spoken]
I most certainly would not!
Fly off bird!

[PIGEON, spoken]
Huh?

[BUS DRIVER, spoken]
Thanks, mom
Love you

[PASSENGER, spoken]
Oh, love you too, baby boo boo!

[BUS DRIVER, spoken]
Mom!
I'm a grown up person

[PIGEON]
Ahem

[BUS DRIVER, spoken]
Sorry, you were saying?

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
Let me drive the bus!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
I really, really must!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS]
No, no!

[PIGEON]
If I don't I think I'll bust!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS (PIGEON)]
No, no
You cannot drive the bus! (Oh, no!)
You can't drive the bus! (Oh, no!)
Because we do not trust! (Let me go!)
We'll rid you from the bus! (I'll go slow!)
Nothing to discuss!

[PIGEON, spoken]
Please!

[BUS DRIVER & PASSENGERS (PIGEON)]
Nothing to discuss! (Come on!)
Pigeons cannot drive
Drive a bus!
No!