[Verse 1]
The banners glow bright on the rafters tonight
Not a Lakers fan to be seen
Coach Scott calls isolation
And Swaggy P’s setting the screen
The fans are howling, there’s a media storm outside
Couldn’t get the win. Heaven knows I tried...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the Mamba you always have to be
Shaquille O’Neal, don’t let him know
Well, now he knows!
[Chorus 1]
Let it tank, let it tank
Going 8 for 24
Let it tank, let it tank
Fade away and shoot some more!
I don’t care
If I’m overpaid
Let the Spurs rage on
Getting old never bothered them anyway!
[Verse 2]
It’s funny how much distance
We have from winning it all
And defenders that couldn’t control me
Now just steal the ball!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
If I retire, what would I do?
Maybe I’ll star in Frozen 2
Do what I want, no rules for me! I’m Kobe!
[Chorus 2]
Let it tank, Let it tank
Get a pick hopefully top 5
Let it tank, let it tank
Without Phil, why even try?
Here I stand
And here I’ll play
If my legs hold up!
[Bridge]
My power forward broke his shin in his first game
Now I could not even tell you half of our players names
And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash
No more back-to-backs
The past is in the past!
[Chorus 3]
Let it tank, let it tank!
I’ll never get that sixth
Let it tank, let it tank
Dwight Howard’s a soft-ass bitch
Here I stand
King of L.A
Laker Nation!
Getting old never bothered me anyway
Let It Tank (Let it go Parody) was written by Craig Malamut & Adam Malamut.
Let It Tank (Let it go Parody) was produced by Bleacher Report.
Bleacher Report released Let It Tank (Let it go Parody) on Wed Jan 14 2015.