Lemons and Pears

I asked Lemon, please get off my mind
She said, I can't do that, I'm confined
I said, I think it's unfair that you can't leave
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go

She said, I'm real sorry, it's not me
Can't you tell this to your diary
Listen, I've moved on, I've met a boy named Pear
He's the sweetest, multi-pear-llionaire

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go

No. It's impossible
No. It's infeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's im-grapes-able

Next time that I think of you I'll say
I hope you'll have a really rotten day
Then you'll say, I'm sorry, I was wrong
You and me, we'll always have your song, and get along

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go

No. It's impossible
No. It's infeasible
No. It's improbable
No. It's impeachable