Leavin’ Made Easy

You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well

Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell

And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree

That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy

You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears

Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared

And just as easily as you made me fall

You took this lovin' heart and nailed it to the wall

You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy

I still hear those tires squealin' As you made your run
You took the hardest part of leavin' and made it look like fun
And like a harlequin romance I thought we'd love on and on

But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong

You oughta write a book called leavin' made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy

If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin' made easy