Lazy Pirate Day

[Verse 1]
Yo, Yo, Yo, Check this out
Lazy pirate day, set sail in the afternoon
We got these dope-ass grills from melted dubloons!

I'm Pitt, lookin' like Brad in Ocean's Eleven
You mean Twelve and Thirteen too?
There's a sequel in the works!
Yo, that shit's true

Mackin' and pillagin' all of the wenches
Jessie Biel-type honeys
That chick from 7th Heaven
Yo, wenches and heaven?!
That doesn't even rhyme

Check this out, bitch
Duncan Hines

[Hook]
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Word!)
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Ho!)
We are the Pirates (Word!) Of the Caribbean!
Bruckheimer's Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Huh!)

[Verse 2]
I named my ship Fantasia after the American Idol winner!
You should've named it Studdard!
Yeah, yeah, boy! That's one big nigga!
Seacrest out!

[Verse 3]
Check me out, boys, I got real big-
I know all you pirates wanna-
And thinking about putting your- in my-
I know you're getting- when ya-
In my- (oh yeah...)
Take out your swords and-
Lick- and suck!

[Hook]
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Word!)
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Ho!)
We are the Pirates (Word!) Of the Caribbean!
Bruckheimer's Pirates (What?) Of the Caribbean! (Huh!)

[Outro]
Word to the kraken!