Lazy Girl

THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME LAZY GIRL OK!
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME LAZY GIRL OK!
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME

DON’T WANNA GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING
I NEED SOMEBODY TO GET ME HIGH
DON’T WANNA GET OUT OF BED KEEP ON SNORING
I GOT MY FINGERS BETWEEN MY THIGHS OK!

I DON’T WANNA MOVE, I JUST WANNA KEEP SLEEPIN!
I DON’T WANNA GO OUTSIDE
I DON’T WANNA EAT, TALK, SHIT, SEE PEOPLE!
I JUST WANNA LAY DOWN AND DIE

EVERYBODY’S TALKIN’ TO EACH OTHER LIKE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER
EVERYBODY’S CALLIN’ LIKE RING, RING, RING
EVERYBODY’S LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING BETTER
BUT ALL I CAN TELL ‘EM IS JUST ONE THING

THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME LAZY GIRL OK!
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME LAZY GIRL OK!
THEY CALL ME, THEY CALL ME

STRESSIN’ OUT WHEN I START THE DAY
I GOTTA POP A FUCKIN XANI JUST TO MAKE SOME EGGS
BUT I GUESS THE MAIN THING I’M TRYIN’ TO SAY
IS THAT MY ENERGY HAS A TENDENCY TO FADE
LIKE A GRANDMA AT A GROCERY STORE
OR A LITTLE KID SCREAMING “MOMMY I’M SO BORED!”
I’M A LAZY GIRL, I’M A LAZY WHORE
SO BABY YOU CAN COME AND FUCK ME BUT YOU GOTTA SHUT THE DOOR

I’M SO LAZY GIRL, IT’S LIKE I CAN’T WAKE FROM THIS DREAM STATE
YOU GOTTA COME SAVE ME, I’M SO LAZY
IT’S LIKE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING
OH GIRL, I’M SO LAZY IT’S LIKE I’M SLEEP FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
AND NOW OH WELL, OH WELL