Lazy Boy

Most people that I ever met
Shake my hand, but they're already dead
Those Spanish boots are full of lead

And each day I know you're gonna wake
And each night you go to sleep the same
I don't care about that, I care 'bout change

So in the morning when you rise up, say your prayer
So in the evening you can sink down into your chair
It's so comfy, you shut down without a care
But when you wake up, you may find that you ain't there

Five days you're workin' for the man
Tuesdays you gotta pay the rent
Here's something I don't understand:

You count the women that you bed
I can count the thoughts in your head
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept

So in the morning when you rise up, say your prayer
So in the evening you can sink down into your chair
It's so comfy, you shut down without a care
But when you wake up, you may find that you ain't there

[Instrumental bridge]

Hey baby
I will not stay, I will not stay
Oh hey baby
I wanna change, I got to change
Hey baby
I will not stay, no no, there ain't no way