Lazy Bones (Live)

[Verse 1]
Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch
But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit... unsure
I'll tell you what I mean
You see when we first met I thought well this is it
But it turns out my head was just full of sh...ining stars
Things just ain't what they seem

[Chorus]
Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

[Verse 2]
Now I'm not the type to make the first pass
But when he walked by and I saw his as...h colored eyes
Well it was like a dream... oh yes it was
Now my dreams are lying in broken bits
And I know he only loved me for my big T...elevision
I've got a wide screen!

[Chorus]
Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

[Verse 2]
Well I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed
And he loves beer and he loves getting p...retty drunk
It goes straight to his head oh yes it does
And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6
She said that men like him only think with their de...fective brains
Least I think that's what she said

[Chorus]
Ooh, my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooh, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
Ooh, ooh, huh yeah

Lazy bones, Lazy bones
Boy you can kiss my...