Lawyers, Guns & Money (TSP)

[Verse 1]
Well, I went home with the waitress, yeah
The way I always do, hey
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too? Ah

[Verse 2]
I was gambling in Havana, ooh
I took a little risk, hey
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 3]
I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

[Verse 4]
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man, hey
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan
Hit me!

[Chorus]
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Sеnd lawyers, guns, and money
Send lawyеrs, guns, and money
Send lawyers, guns, and money

[Outro]
Thank you, good evening everybody. This is not my first Saturday night in Asbury Park, but I'm very happy to be here, and I could tell you that uh, for me, it's a real honor to be able to open for the band here tonight. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna bore you with a few tunes until they come out here. But before I do, I wanna take this opportunity to introduce my old colleague. I'm sure many of you, most of you know him. The mercurial, the irrepressible, the outrageous, the legendary Doctor Babyhead