Lawnchair Quarterback Part One

[Spoken: David Cross & Amber Tamblyn]
You gonna' finish that hover sandwich?
Well like I've got to wait until it hits the floor first
Right, look at this guy, look at this guy over here
Aw jesus
Look at him, with his pants up around his ears
I know, I know
Ridiculous kids these days
I know
You know in, back in my day, uh
You know, you'd wear your pants over your ears
You know, you wouldn't bring them right up to your ears
That's ridiculous, what kinda' crazy fashion statement is that
I know, it's probably his mother, it's his mother's fault
Look at him
Look at, look at this guy on his thought-bike
You know, I mean, no appreciation
I used to have to get the segway, take the segway
Ten kilometers
Okay?
I know, I know
To the hoverbus, okay?
And then take the hoverbus, alright?
Up to the tesla coil station, and then I'd go to work
And these guys, these kids they don't-
Tch, ya'know