Last to Know

Pumped up pecs and sticky skin
Floors unswept and walls are thin
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa

Steroids in the cabinet
A trophy wife with benefits
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa

Seat belt trumps the booster seat
Bigger than you used to be
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa

The baby pacified
The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified
The mother horrified
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa

You set the trap and locked your phone
Then we became a palindrome
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa

A festival of paper shreds
A bed for two is not a bed
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa

The baby pacified
The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified
The mother horrified
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?

Applaud a pessimist
You putting up a fist
Employ a nihilist
While teaching you to kiss
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa

Based on what I found out, it's a lie
Based on what we both know, it's goodbye
Money money money money sigh

The music's stopped and I can't sing
But I can get through anything
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!