Last Rizzmas

[Chorus: Patrick Madden]
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special

[Verse 1: SNG Brayden]
Once rizzed, and twice shy
I keep my distance, but your gyatt still catches my eye
Tell me my sigma, do you recognize me?
Well, it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me
Happy rizzmas
I wrapped my gyatt up and sent it
With a note saying, “I’ll edge you”, I meant it
Now I know what a Big Justice I’ve been
But if you rizzed me now, I know you’d munt me again

[Chorus: Patrick Madden]
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special

[Verse 2: Noah Adams]
A crowded room, gooners with tired gyatts
I’m edging to you, and your soul of rizz
My gyatt, I thought you were someone to jelq on
Me? I guess I was a sigma to edge on
A face on a sigma, with skibidi in his heart
A mewer undercover, but you rizzed me apart
Goon
Now I found a real gyatt, you’ll never rizz me again

[Chorus: Patrick Madden & SNG Brayden]
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special
Last rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt (I gave you my gyatt)
But the very next day, fanum taxed it away (you taxed it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll shake it for someone special