Last Name (Writing Session Worktape 1/22/07)

[Intro]
One, two, three

[Verse 1]
Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of
And I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby
And I don't..

[Chorus]
And I don't...
[Spoken: that was fine]
And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
Turned into "Oh, no! What have I done?"
Cause I don't even know his last name

[Verse 2]
We left, the club, 'bout around three o'clock in the morning
His Pinto, sitting there, in the parking lot
It should've been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo
Oh, where did my manners go?

[Chorus]
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my momma would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into "Oh, no! What have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name
Here we go!

[Verse 3]
Today, I woke up, thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared outta nowhere
I gotta go take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
Happens here
Stays here, all of this will disappear
[Spoken: yeah, yeah, yeah, just one little problem
Oh that's right, yeah, yeah]
What happens here stays here, all of this will disappear
There's just one little problem

[Chorus]
I don't even know my last name
Oh, my momma would be so ashamed
It started off "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into "Oh, no! What have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name

[Outro]
I don't even know my last name
Woo!
[Spoken: cool]