Last Name

[cheers]

I love that you're in love with her, I'm glad that it worked
I hope you take on the world but I know I'll do it first
I hate that I'm alone tonight, yeah, this curse
Nobody cast a spell on me, it's just that I'm the worst

I wonder if there's a ring, or a save the date
You know we don't fit but I never woulda walked away
Well, baby got lucky, the decision you made
Cuz I coulda hated you and stayed

Well, my apologies to every boy I ever loved
I'm so sorry if you knew, I was oblivious
Congratulations to all the boys who escaped my lovе
With their last name

I think you should celеbrate, [cheers] cheers to you both
Cuz my love is dangerous, it would've swallowed both us whole
I stayed past my welcome, first to come, last to go
But you made it out safely so, baby, let's raise a toast

My apologies to every boy I ever loved
I'm so sorry if you knew, I was oblivious
Congratulations to all the boys who escaped my love
With their last name

Yeah, my apologies cuz I don't know when love go's wrong
I'm so sorry that I'll stay here, linked, til you end it all
Congratulations to all the boys who escaped my love
With their last name

Cuz we could be something that I wanna fly
That I clicked my teeth til it burned me up (let the flames run to your mind)
I went in the book and down the end before I'd split me from us
(What if this was my last love?)

Yeah, and what if this was my last love? My last love
What if this was my last love? My last love
So please don't blame me if I choose to stay
Even if I never wanted you, last night

My apologies to every boy I ever loved
I'm so sorry that I let us, I let us burn up
I'm afraid if I go away
I'll never get somebody's last name
Oh, oh

My apologies to every boy I ever loved
I'm so sorry if you knew, oblivious
Congratulations to all the boys, you escaped my love
With their last name