[Interlude]
*Woof*
What?
Timmy fell in the well?
*Woof, woof*
What's that?
He's dead?
Well that sucks
*Woof, woof*
What's that?
I should break into his house
And help myself to his CD collection?
*Audience applauding*
That doesn't seem right
*Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof*
Oh, his girlfriend's probably really lonely right about now?
*Audience applauding*
I don't think he would approve of that
*Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof*
Oh, he wouldn't mind, oh, okay, cool
*Audience applauding*
Seems kind of strange
But that's exactly what you're hearing when people tell you what God thinks
Lassie (Monologue) was written by Aurelio Voltaire.
Lassie (Monologue) was produced by Aurelio Voltaire.
Aurelio Voltaire released Lassie (Monologue) on Fri Apr 30 2010.