Landlord’s Super

[Intro]
When you're sick and tired of council pop
Come and have a pint of
Landlord's Super

[Verse 1]
When your face is as long as Livery Street
Come and have a pint of
Landlord's Super

[Bridge 1]
When the job centre's got you down
And your face is full of frowns
Come and have a lovely frothy creamy pint of
Landlord's Super (it'll put hairs on your chest)

[Verse 2]
When you can't get your fizzog straight
Come and have a pint of
Landlord's Super

[Verse 3]
We're from Sheffingham and we don't pay
We're from Sheffingham and we will stay (we will have a pint of)
Landlord's Super

[Bridge 2]
When you've had to go all around the Wrekin
And you can't find a job in a rain of pigs pudding
When it's been 6 months that you're on the dole
And your `ead bloody aches from a drunken gambole
Come and have a lovely frothy creamy pint of
Landlord's Super (don't drink too much now careful)

[Outro]
Landlord's Super

Landlord's Super