Land of a Thousand Dances

One, two, three!
One, two, three!
You gotta know how to pony like Bony Maronie
Mashed Potato, do the Alligator
Put your hands on your hips, let your back-bone slip
Do the Watusi, like my little Lucy
Need somebody to help me say it one time
You know I feel all right
Feel pretty good y'all

Need somebody to help me say it one time
Dance with me honey, like Long Tall Sally
Twistin' with Lucy, doin' the Watusi
Gotta hold of your back, I like it like that
Do the Jerk, watch me work
Ah, do it!