Land of 1000 Dances

You got to know how to Pony (Oh yeah)
Like Bony Maronie (Woo, woo)
You've got to know how to Twist-a (Oh yeah)
Like your sister (Woo, woo)

Mashed Potato (Oh yeah)
Do the Alligator (Woo, woo)
Then you get your Yo-Yo (Oh yeah)
Say, hey, let's go-go (Woo, woo)

Fall down on your knees (Oh yeah)
And do the Sweet Pea (Woo, woo)
Roll over on your back now, now (Oh yeah)
And say, "I like it like that" (Woo, woo)

Do the Watusi (Oh yeah)
Do the Watusi (Woo, woo)
Then you do the Slop, yeah (Oh yeah)
The Chicken and the Bop (Woo, woo)

When the beat gets funky (Oh yeah)
You do Mickey's Monkey (Woo, woo)
Then you do the tango (Oh yeah)
I said, do the tango (Woo, woo)

Popeye, children (Oh yeah)
Popeye, children (Woo, woo)

Come on, children (Oh yeah)
I wanna show you (Woo, woo)
This little place (Oh yeah)
Right across the track (Woo, woo)
You know the name of this place (Oh yeah)
Oh, is "I Like It Like That" (Woo, woo)

And the name of the band (Oh yeah)
The Twistolettes (Woo, woo)
Come on, children (Oh yeah)
I wanna show you (Woo, woo)
I wanna show you (Oh yeah)
I wanna show you