Land of 1000 Dances

[Intro]
Children, go where I send you
(Where will you send me?)
I'm gonna send you to that land
The land of a thousand dances

[Verse 1]
Got to know how to Pony
Like "Bony Maronie"
You got to know how to Twist
Goes like this

[Verse 2]
Mashed Potato
Do the Alligator
Twist, twister
Like your sister

[Verse 3]
Then you get your Yo-Yo
Say, hey, let's go-go
Get out on your knees
Do the Sweet Peas

[Verse 4]
Roll over on your back
Say, "I Like It Like That"
Do the Watusi
Do the Watusi

[Verse 5]
Then you do the Fly
With the Hand Jive
Then you do the Slop
The Chicken and the Bop

[Verse 6]
Then you do the Fish
Slow, slow Twist
Then you do the Flow
Got to move solo
Then you do the Tango
Takes two to Tango

[Bridge]
Popeye, children
Popeye, children
Popeye, children

[Verse 7]
Come on, children
I wanna show you
This little place
'Cross the track

[Verse 8]
The name of this place
"I Like It Like That"
The name of the band
The Twistolettes

[Outro]
Come on, children
I wanna show you
I wanna show you
I wanna show you
Come on, children