Lady in My House

There's a lady in my house
There's a lady in my house
How lucky am I?
How lucky am I?

But she's eating all my food
And I hope that I'm not rude
But I put her outside in the garden
She's sitting outside in the garden
I hope she don't mind it in the garden
And I hope she don't fly away

Ever since she came in
She's been crawling all over my skin
How lucky am I?
How lucky am I?

But she's tickling my toes
And I hope that she don't notice
But I put her outside in the garden
She's sitting outside in the garden
I hope she don't mind it in the garden
And I hope she don't fly away

I counted all her spots
And she sure does have a lot
How lucky am I?
How lucky am I?

But the wind is starting to sing
And it's getting under her wing
But I put her outside in the garden
She's sitting outside in the garden
It's getting windy in the garden
And I hope she don't fly away