Lady Hands

I'm gonna rub my lady hands all over your things
And not in the way that you’d like
I'm gonna take your TV shows, and your favorite films
Cause it's finally Ladies Night

We’re gonna bust ghosts
Just like we're busting through that glass ceiling
We're gonna be centre stage
Giving little girls something to believe in

We're gonna use the force
Though I'll note historically we always have
We're gonna be the heroes
And if you don't like it that's too bad

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We’re gonna carry swords
Not just stand to one side and and scream
We’re gonna do the science too
Cuz there's gonna be more than one of us on a team

We’re gonna have a point
And not just be there for the hero to kiss
Your whining's getting old
Along with sexist tropes that no-one's gonna miss

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We're why Star Trek didn’t die
We're why it had a season three
You think that we don't have a place?
Go and read yourself some nerd history

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And if you think for a second that
A shape shifting alien
Who, let's all remember
Never started as an alien
Who's story's changed more often than
Donald Trump's Opinion
Couldn't possibly ever
Shape shift into a woman
Then I have a question about why your complaining
Is it really ‘cause of canon, or your “fear for the ratings”
I'd rather you admit, you're a sexist little git
Than listen to anymore of your shit

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