Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and gentlement
The show has been postponed
There's nothing to look at now
You can all go home
You know that these kinds of things
Happen all the time
Exit to your left
In an orderly line

All alone in the center ring
Just like real life

Are you ready for
A list of our coming events
We've got some shows for you
Under the canvas tent
What you've seen tonight
Should not break the spell
You can all come back free
If you promise not to tell (ch)

I think you all should know
The clown has lost his will
Come see us afterwords
And we'll pick up the bill
Ah, you're laughing now
That's what the show is for
Leave us your name and number
As you pass the door