Lad Showbags Skit

[Skit]
How ya goin’ all you fuckin’ boob cunts? Little fuckin’ boob heads walkin’ ‘round the street. Ya need this new gear on. It’s that time of the year again. Come down to Air Max Avenue, and pick yourself up a fuckin’ lad show bag. One of the best bags ya can get, mate. This is a show bag, get amongst it, it’s goin’ out the door. We got box cutters, knives, everything ya need. Also tags, fuckin’ tins, everythin’ ya fuckin’ want, mate. Shorts are so short ya balls’ll be hangin’ out, it’s how ya need it, that’s boob. Get amongst it. Air Max Avenue, corner of fuckin’ Boob Life and [?] Street. And you got a [?] reference, I’ll rip that out! Find it. All you gotta do is get amongst it. Hang on, I’m thirst…That’s right. They’re goin’ out the door…Or out thе fire exit, doesn’t rеally matter, just get amongst it. Four days only. So get on shard, stay up, and then [?]. But anyway, get amongst it. Get some shit. Get ya fuckin’ box cutter, slice the fuckin’ tag off and walk out. Get nuts. Get your show bag. So merry fuckin’ Christmas, cunts