La Canción de los Mariachis

Yo soy 'El Mariachi Solitario'
The last in a once noble line...
My people care only for robots and martian invaders
But for birthdays, they say 'Maybe later, we don't have- the time...'

Mariachi
Ai, ey, ey, ey!

I come back from the future and pick up young versions of me
In our spaceship, ai, ey, ey, ey
We set course through the time stream, and fill gringos' birthdays with glee!
Por favor don't freak out if you see mariachis extraños
It's just me y mis vatos who wish you 'feliz cumpleaños'

But spaceships like this are expensive
Even more when they travel through time
And singing for birthdays on spec makes us poco dinero
So we took on a contract and asked our new boss to cosign

Mariachis!
Ai, ey, ey, ey!

We take souls of the damned and we send them to places unknown
Through that portal, ai, ey, ey, ey!
Although first we must crush them with gigantic heads made of stone
Where they go, we don't know
But it's hot - maybe it's Ensenada!
And as long as we still get to sing (sing) (sing), no importa nada

When we say 'adiós', you'll be sad, but please try not to cry
We were there for your birthday, we'll see you again
When you die!