L.A. URA Mystery

(spoken)

I was looking at the chandelier. "Do you feel that way?" she asked. I was driving through Los Angeles getting some help. I didn't know Pema Chödrön was a girl. People sounded nuts. She had a sign: "I'm hungry, I'm homeless", and with a really pretty son

(sung)

L.A. you are a mystery to me
When I get to you I can see
A million miles underwater
Destroy sharks in Long Beach

I'm on a long board in Florida
So far from where you are today
But anyways, I thought I'd call you up

...nothing much
How surfing's cool
The ocean air is beautiful
We ate oranges with a special pool
I think you'd think we're cool

In the mountains of Canada
You demanded a love song
On the shores of Orange County Beach
The filthy sand we walk on
I pray we get along

(spoken)

She hadn't asked for anything, but I gave her five bucks and it felt great. I thought "Women are such a bunch of idiots," but that's what I am. Are you one?