[Verse 1]
Y'all can have the kids, keep on hitting on the freshmen
I'll be crashing weddings, scoping chicks at the reception
I don't need a baby, I need a grown woman
A lady from the 80's who actually knows something
Or even one from 78, 79
If you ain't got a hubby then trust me, that'll be fine
Come over to my house and let your neck get rubbed
We can blast some Daddy Kane and watch The Breakfast Club
Or maybe MJ, and watch Pretty In Pink
Shoot, maybe if I'm lucky you could get me a drink
Just let me know you need me if you had a long day
Your child's being wild or acting the wrong way
Don't yell and lose your voice like the DOC
I'll come over there and beat him down in COD
Then you can take my hat, and you can take these pants
And we can cut the lights off and do the Safety Dance
[Verse 2]
If you weren't born before me, chances are you bore me
I want you in your 20's, 30's or even 40's
Now surely, that made some women mad and I'm sorry
Before we, judge, let me tell you all a story
Back in 8th grade, Brandon made straight A's
So nice, but the ladies wouldn't even say "hey"
He was such a catch, but the girls stayed hating
The only thing that got play was his Playstation
Always sleeping on him, they would torture, tease, and taunt him
Now he's grown and on his own so ladies want his semen on em???
Hell no, y'all can fall back, don't be tryna call me
All over my wall, tryna tell me that you saw me
Should've thought ahead, never judge someone from puberty
Shoot, I thought ahead, found a woman who has two degrees
Y'all are know it alls, but this one can really tutor me
Someone with experience, i know can help the future me
[Refrain]
You think that I'm a rookie? Baby come try me
Cuz If I am a rookie, you can bet I'm Kyrie (x3)
You think that I'm a rookie? Baby come try me
I'll make you scream my name, then go and grab a Hi C