This song primarily contemplates ways of getting back at an ex, and reflecting upon the singer’s hopes about what the relationship should and could have been. The band uses Ashton Kutcher as a metaphor for the struggles within the relationship, referencing the actor’s hosting of MTV’s “Punk’d”, whic...
[Verse 1]
Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can't go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I got punk'd because
[Chorus]
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[Verse 2]
You fuck with my system again
I'll take your favourite pen
I'll take your t shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be fucking soft
I guess you got punk'd 'cause
[Chorus]
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[Bridge]
But they're not together anymore
[Outro]
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
See I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
Kutcher was written by Rob Knaggs.
Kutcher was produced by Burke Reid.
Sports Team released Kutcher on Fri May 04 2018.