Kung Fu San [Kung Fu Naki]

[Intro]
*Martial arts fighting sounds*

[Chorus: Dice Raw & Maydie Myles]
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Yeah, Kung Fu Naki comin' for ya', yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) I see you now, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Gotta believe he wasn't born in Milwaukee
(Kung Fu Naki!) Mighta' grown up in Nagasaki, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Learned to use his hands when he studies karate
(Kung Fu Naki!) Teaches you to say he was a little too Naki

[Verse 1: Dice Raw]
Fu Naki likes to fish for croppie
While he listens to Pavarotti
Heard he tried to be a rap disc jockey
Didn't work out, moved to Abu Dhabi
Guess the rest is histor-aty
But my memory a little bit groggy

[Pre-Chorus: Maydie Myles]
Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh he is still the real with lightning hands

[Chorus: Dice Raw & Maydie Myles]
(Kung Fu Naki!) Yeah baby, Kung Fu Naki where you been, man!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Na-ki!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Hahahahaha!
(Kung Fu Naki!) He loves to cook chicken teriyaki, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Cooks in a broth made of rice wine sake
(Kung Fu Naki!) Hehehe, likes the way Stallone says "Yo" in Rocky
(Kung Fu Naki!) Often eats a meal with a little biscotti

[Verse 2: Dice Raw]
Fu Naki likes to watch Hard Copy
But he thinks it's a little bit too gossipy
Doesn't like people who act real snobby
Says politicians are way too talky
Says some wrestlers are way too cocky
'Cause they bodies are soft and sloppy

[Pre-Chorus: Maydie Myles]
Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh, he is still the real with lightning hands

[Chorus: Dice Raw & Maydie Myles]
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) Yeah, Kung Fu Naki comin' for ya', yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) What'cha gon' do, haha!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki
(Kung Fu Naki!) Uh huh, that's it, yeah!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Uh huh, Kung Fu Naki!
(Kung Fu Naki!) Kung Fu Naki give it to 'em, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki!) I see it now, Kung Fu Naki, yeah

[Outro]
Kung Fu Naki, yeah