Kraft Singles vs Fancy Cheese rap battle | Rap Off

[Gouda]
I say you ain't done a thing major
Up against the street saviour
My words connect with the corner like a screen saver on a DVD player
You cheap flavour
Get split in half like the equator
Got me lining up singles like a speed dater

[Kraft Singles]
Speed dater?
No matter how you cut it ain't a cheese greater
The way you scoff's embarrassing
Boujie for no reason
Posh and arrogant
But think how this sports when you draw comparisons
Cause if we talk best of the best it's all American

[Gouda]
I'm sharp we sharp shooters ask Cheddar the block move with me
You not Gouda
Calm, cool, collect and move congruently
Lunch box food to mе
Only bought if you shop frugally
Stop playin’, this is tomfoolery vs charcuterie

[Kraft Singles]
Yеah you charcuterie, just something to snack on
Explains why I’m bored with this cheese that I’m ‘bout to put hands-on
Fold ‘em up in a cobra clutch, Gouda you from the Netherlands
No wonder you gettin’ smoked this much
Leave Gouda split in half
Now we really goin’ Dutch

[Brie]
Hol’ up

[Brie]
You know Brie the smoothest
Got the chopstick it’ll spill your sauce
Turn Slim Singles to string cheese
Get your top split, and I’m peeling off
Hol’ on, I just had an epiphany
It’s deja vu lookin’ back at the history
When this American get torched by the French like the Statue of Liberty

[Kraft Singles]
Me vs. three of ya’ll and I’m still matching the energy
No wonder, I’m the only one here that’s wrapped individually
Only a man can share a casket
My 16’s the full package
That’s how I wrap a square in plastic
Square it!

[Brie]
We top shelf, you live above your means
Gouda, Cheddar, and Brie
Your death come in threes
This knife silent but deadly (What else?)
I use it to cut the cheese

[Kraft Singles]
Nah I got a trick up my sleeve
Expose your lil’ fool pyramid scheme
My peacekeeper the street sweeper
It get rid of debris

[Sharp Cheddar]
Ayo!

[Sharp Cheddar]
I want ya’ll to see this
How there’s ballparks between us
This god-awful knockoff of me is basically the hot dog of cheeses
You may be cheaper at the store
But I’m more seasoned and mature
I’m the cheese that they deserve
You’re just the cheese they can afford

[Kraft Singles]
You got a upper shelf thinkin’ nothin’ can destroy you
‘Till I catch you in the cupboard next to oil
With the oven set to broil
Don’t cry over spilled milk (Why’s that?)
‘Cause the 1% is spoiled

[Sharp Cheddar, Gouda, Brie All 3]
Listen we ain’t the same
Now I’m playin’ single
Dating game
Then I’m breakin’ single
Pay to play
I said I’m breakin’ single
Makin’ change
Folding singles
Paper planes
Then I’m throwing singles
Make it rain!

[Kraft Singles]
Make it rain?
I’ll wash you in a monsoon
Cheese knife gettin’ pre-sliced
It carve through
It go ah, ooh, kah, pew
Nose spray and go achoo
Then the stick meltin’ like hot glue
I will not lose
I’m top 2 and I’m not 2
Turn Brie into au jus
Cheddar the sandwich spreader it’s sharp too
Turn him to swiss
Gouda get mixed in a [?]
When I turn up this heat
It melt all you into fondue