Ladies and gentlemen in this corner battling John
Fighting the champion Bad Bad Whiskey
And the official the one and only Buster Poindexter
Round 1 The fights begun
Whiskey walks out and nails him some
Round 2
Whiskey ain't through, both of Johns eyes are turning blue
Round 3
It's hard to see cause whiskey is moving too fast for me
Chorus:
Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first
Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first
Knock'm down whiskey, go on and do your worst
Round 4
Whiskey hits him some more there goes john out on the floor
Round 5
Johns half alive hanging on to whiskey trying to survive
Round 6
He tries to mix but whiskey's got him in a awful fix
Chorus:
Round 7
John goes back weak in the knees with both eyes black
Round 8
Whiskeys still straight but John is swinging like a rusty gate
Round 9
I see the losing side. According to points Johns far behind
Round 10, looks like the end
Whiskey keeps hitting him again and again
Johns folding up like a paper sack
Oh there goes John he's flat on his back
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Ladies and gents that's the end of the bout
Bad bad whiskey has knocked him out
Come on over here bad bad whiskey and say a few words to the fans
Uh I like to say hello to, uh, my old grandad and uh my papa jack
It'a good fight, I glad I win