Knock Knock Joke 2

[Intro Spoken: Mr Dibbs talking to himself skit]
Hello, yes?
I'm asking you because I don't give a give a fuck, uh
Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend?
Uh, no, I haven't, Mr. Dibbs
How many fuckin' times do I...Hey self, have you seen my girlfriend, buddy?
No, I haven't Mr. Dibbs
Alright
Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man, I ain't seen her in a minute
Again? Keep going, you've gotta pick one
Man, no, I ain't seen your girlfriend, dawg
Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend?
Ah, nah, on the real Mr. Dibbs, I can't help you
I'm making this shit up as I go, these are not like voices I've got laying around
Yeah
Hey, hh, self, you seen my girlfriend?
Nah, she was gettin' crunk somewhere, I don't, I don't really know
She got carried off by like, the Vander brothers and, like, I don't know
Just kind of, whole 'nother shit

[Verse: Slug]
Hot damn, who's the man, you don't believe me?
Run and ask your girl who loves her deeply
Played a quick game and gave her a nickname
And since then, your life ain't been quite the same
Sometimes I act hard but I'm not that star
I'm just the type that takes it to the head and rips the bed apart
Leave me alone, I'm watching women, no competition
Life is like a dance, man, and I got lots of rhythm
Come and take a stab at tryna be bad
It don't matter, I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap
Ready for a nap, well, let me make them clap
You didn't know a skinny cat could get down like that
What's taking your woman so long in the restroom?
She's in the parking lot with me
And I'ma have her out her dress soon
Don't be mad, she's faithful
But I'm the reason your relationship is even going stable

[Chorus: Slug]
She leaves the door unlocked, so I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot, so I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and she gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work, I'm working hard on your job
She leaves the door unlocked, so I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot, so I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and she gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work, I'm working hard on your
(Stop, stop, stop)

[Outro Spoken: Slug]
Nah, but I'm sayin', I would come over but
You're the one with the car
I mean, I'll take the bus, I'll take the bus
I'm not trippin', but I'm sayin'
Yeah, you should just come scoop me up
I don't know. We'll go kick it, we'll go get something to eat. Mmmm, nah, I don't really want to eat there
Nah, we'll figure something out, don't worry about it
How long before you get here? Okay, word, I'll be ready
Uh, do you mind if we stop up at the record store for a minute?
So I can step in, talk to my brother? Word
Hey, by the way, I ain't got no money. How you sittin' today?