KNO1.3

[Skit: Slick Vic]
KNO1, the only station that you can trust
Take our word for it
We're brought to you today by the award-winning, self-help hotline, 1-800-IDEATION
For those moments when you're too afraid to go down the road
We're here to help you get across the street
Also by the delicious, homemade, easy-to-swallow sweets of Humble's Pies
Yes, your shit, indeed, has a stench too
Up next, it's a party and you're invited
Yes, you
So don't go anywhere, don't do anything
Don't trust anybody, don't eat that
Don't wear those, don't listen to anyone but us
Don't worry and don't resist the urge to keep it locked in right here with KNO1