Kissing on Your Dad

(clears throat)

[Verse 1]
Came over to play Xbox
I didn’t think I’d meet a sexpot
He came upstairs from his man cave
I had to tell myself to behave

[Pre-Chorus]
Oo-ee-oo-ee-oo making pizza bagels just for me, just for me (yum!)
Oo-ee-oo-ee-oo wish that I was calling him daddy, yeah
I didn’t know I’d like it
But I had to try it
Now I can’t deny it
'Cause you might be my kid

[Chorus]
Kissing on your dad (Do do do)
Stealing all his hats (Do do do)
Hope you aren’t mad (Do do do)
I’m kissing on your dad
Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
Da-a-ad

[Verse 2]
He works finance (money)
Got a Peloton (body)
And he’s so damn tall call him Megatron (machine)
Votes democrat with the mail-in (hammer time)
I want to be the one he’s nailin' (yeah-yeah!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Oo-ee-oo-ee-oo making pizza bagels just for me (thank you!)
Just for me (saucy!)
Oo-ee-oo-ee-oo wish that I was calling him daddy (yeah-h-h-h)

[Chorus]
Kissing on your dad (Do do do)
Stealing all his hats (Do do do)
Hope you aren’t mad (Do do do)
I’m kissing on your dad
Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
Dad

[Bridge]
Hey don’t be scared if
Next year I’m your step-parent
Hey don’t be scared if
Next year I’m your step-parent
AY don’t be scared if
Next year I’m your step-parent

[Pre-Chorus]
I didn’t know I’d like it (hey, I didn't know)
But I had to try it (but I tried it, yeah)
Now I can’t deny it
Cause you might be my kid

[Chorus]
Kissing on your dad (do do do) (kissin' on your dad!)
Stealing all his hats (do do do)
Hope you aren’t mad (do do do)
I’m kissing on your dad
Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad

[Outro]
Dad
Dad
Dad