Kiss the Clown

Kiss this!

I'm gonna tease my hair, I'm gonna get my new suit on
Check my little black book, see who'll be the lucky one
Four-star Rosy gets to have me all night long
But she gets too friendly when the hanky panky is done

But then she hangs out in my town
And she tries to track me down
She always wants to stick around
Kiss the clown!

Hop in my car, take off for the cash station
To get more money, to boost my reputation
Ladies' night at the bar, I make a reservation
I let the girls all buy me drinks, that's instigation

But then her eyes get big and brown
And her words all marriage-bound
When 'I love you' comes around
Kiss the clown!

(Kiss the clown)
This ain't no romance, baby
Kiss the clown!
Ooh, don't get stuck on me, honey
(Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss the clown)
Kiss the clown!
Well, bend over, baby, this ain't love!
(Kiss the clown)

But then she hangs out in my town
And she tries to track me down
She always wants to stick around
Kiss the clown!

But then her eyes get big and brown
And her words all marriage-bound
But when 'I love you' comes around
Kiss the clown!

Oh, baby

Kiss this!