Kirby’s Theme Song

(Zero):
Yuh, aye
Little guy be looking clueless all time
Aye
Told DeeDee to fucking pull up bouta flex
Aye, Damn
Yuh, Yuh
Aye

Pink little dude with a big attitude
Aye
Don't need weapon like Meta Knight

Kirby get on the sight
Eat your whole body in one
(in one!)

Yes
Well fuck, I mean like literally

He got the fork in his hand with a handkerchief
You bouta disappear, I call it magic (magic!)
Your family misses you that is too tragic (tragic!)

Smashes up the path
Even though he uses breath?
Cheating death

Pink little guy being small as cashew
He going hard inside smash bros
Damn

Easy like money and he round as the coin
Cashes in more than you and he unemployed
Climbed right on top of your girl's nice ass
Bounced on it and ate her ass

Sexual... of course
Bruh
She uses Kirby as if he a dildo
Kirby was dining her pussy
Kirby was tasting the flavor
Taste like a tangerine

Slurping the pussy it taste like it's orange juice
Aye
Kirby got big feet we kicking someone
Off border aye!
Goal!

Your ass flown all the way into Mexico
Your ass flown all the way to goal
You stay an amateur
Don't even know
And Don't got no flow
And you Don't even show
What?
You wanna fight but you don't even show
Bitch you pussy, wussy
I don't time for your fuck shit, dumb shit

Run me up fast, gotta duck bitch
Let me get the first swing

(×2)
Pink little dude with a big attitude
Aye
I'm on a percocet, bouta rainbow road in my kart I'ma skrt bitch bye

(HYVNG LVRD):
Kirby my mans
Kirby my bro
This ain't Super Smash but he smashing your ho

He cute but he inclined to shoot if you push him
Cos he hard as fuck while he soft like a cushion

You think cos he pink he won't knock you right off
Duck meta knight he just Kirby but goth
He riding on stars cos he on his own level
Don't play with the boy or you meeting the devil

King Dedede is a bitch
Cos he need a weapon
My boy got the breath
He survive armageddon

If he wanna take your girl you gonna let him
Or he gonna slap you until you forget him

Kirby ain't about no fuck shit
He be spitting rocks at your face so duck bitch

Turn nightmares to dreams without breaking a sweat
Then he finna sing a song till you get upset

Sucking you up and then taking your power
He fucking your bitch and then making her shower
He streaming on twitch
Made 10k in an hour
Then he put you in the ground like he planting a flower

He look like a bubble
He pink like he gum
He buss on your hoe till she covered in cum
He acting aloof but he ain't close to dumb
Don't dap the boy up cos he breaking your thumb