Kinikdays/Hot Kinik Rag

[Intro (spoken)]
Ladies and gentlemen, the Kinik theater
Is proud to announce a first
The first time anywhere there has been an act of this nature
A pop editor in faux mink and bitterness
You've read about him in the forums
And now here he is
Chicago's own killer, diller
That little scintillating sinner

[Verse 1: sereinik]
You can queue behind a stream of talent
Or be a talent that gets the queues
You won't ever be leaving Stephen
And you'll mess around with Drew

[Pre-Chorus]
And it's good,
Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?
Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?
Isn't it?

[Chorus]
But nothing stays
With new tongues and hös
Kinik's gonna change, you know
But oh, it's heaven
Nowadays

[Interlude: spoken]
Okay, you divas of pop
Let's pick up the pace
Let's make the chats longer
Let's make the drama shorter
Let's all go to hell in a broken chat or a microwave oven
And don't forget to keep it...kinik

["Hot Kinik Rag" is serein doing the original Velma Kelly/Roxy Hart choreo all by himself in front of a slideshow with various examples of Kanye merch, IQ whoring, synthetic meats, and the divine tongues themselves.]

[Outro]
And all
Those
Dads