[Verse 1]
I was sitting by myself late at night on a bus
When a kid walked up to me and he was curious
No more than four or five, he sighed
And asked "Are you alone?"
I nodded "yeah", and he shook his head
And said "Do you have games on your phone?"
[Chorus]
And I said
"As a matter of fact, I do
And it's called Kingdom Maker"
[Verse 2]
So I handed him my phone
Said "Why the long face?"
His chin was next to his chest
He looked a disgrace
He said, "The wife's long gone, my car got towed
'Cause I got money owed to the bank
My 401k is down in the dumps
And I've got chumps on Wall Street to thank."
[Chorus]
And I said, "Damn, son
Sounds like you've got it bad
How 'bout you play Kingdom Maker?"
[Scatting]
[Verse 3]
So he stroked his beard and jeered
"What's this game about?"
Well, it's a strategy game where you can battle, betray
And boink royalty throughout
You've got a truckload of choices to make
Before the orcs burst in and cripple your fate
So build up your armies, be ruthless and charming
There's virtual lives at stake!
[Chorus]
Ah, strategize the very best you can
'Cause it's Kingdom Maker
[More scatting]
[Verse 4]
Then the bus slowed down, I looked around
And the kid had disappeared
And so it seems it was all a dream
That strange boy with a beard
I slept so long that I missed my stop
Not a clue where I could be
My phone was dead, and so I said
"Driver, could you call me a taxi?" (Driver)
"...Driver, could you call me a taxi?" (Could you call me a taxi?)
"...Driver...?"
And the driver said...
[Chorus]
"Just one sec, I'm a little busy now!"
'Cause he was playing Kingdom Maker
[Spoken Interlude - Ad Read]
You can literally do whatever you want in this game. It's nuts, okay? You can customize every aspect about your kingdom, and every choice has a consequence later on. So click the link in the description to learn more about Kingdom Maker and use my code to get a head start in the game!
[Outro]
Yeah!
Kingdom Maker
(Kingdom Maker)
Kingdom Maker (Kingdom Maker)
Yeah
Yes!
Kingdom Maker Jingle (this jingle WILL get stuck in your head lol) was written by Daniel Thrasher.
Kingdom Maker Jingle (this jingle WILL get stuck in your head lol) was produced by Daniel Thrasher.
Daniel Thrasher released Kingdom Maker Jingle (this jingle WILL get stuck in your head lol) on Wed Sep 21 2022.