King of the World

I’m the king of the world, don’t ask me how
I just woke up today in some ancient town
Everybody came in to kneel and bow

I don’t know what to say as I’m handed the crown
On the balcony out waving down at the crowd
All the townsfolk look up shout my name super loud
I’m allowed to do anything
King, oh I'm the king

I’m the king of the world, don’t bug me now
My whole harem is here for the next half hour
I don’t want anybody else around

When they ask me to help I just stand there and shrug
I don’t even know how feudalism works
Everybody in town is all covered in dirt
And they hurt when they try to subvert
Hurt, oh I make 'em hurt

I’m the king of the world forever now
The whole council demands that I step down
So I’ll just kill everyone I don’t like in town

I wake up in a dungeon completely confused
I don’t know of the crimes of which I am accused
And for year after year I am raped and abused
I refuse to give up the crown
No one can take me down

Oh I’m still the king