King of the Road

Trailers for sale
Or rent rooms to left fifty cents
No phone
No pool
No pets
I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but two hours of pushing broom
Buys a eight by twelve four bit room
I'm a man of means
By no means king of the road

Third boxcar
Midnight train
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues

I smoke old stogies
I have found short
But not too big around
I'm a man of means
By no means king of the road

I know every engineer on every train
All the children all of their names
Every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around

I sing trailers for sale or rent...
Trailers for sale or rent...